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Riddles!
Alrighty! Time to let lots of people join my scoreboard. Now with these riddles you tell me which one you are going to answer and you can only answer one!
#1 ~~Bare Bones~~
During an examination, a medical student is handed a human femur (thigh bone). The examiner asks the student, "How many of these do you have?" The student replies, "Five." "Wrong says the examiner, "You have two femurs." But the student was right. How come?
Answer: The student was prenant, so two for her, two for the baby and one in her hand. Solved by: chemicalheart
#2 ~~What a Jump!~~
A man jumped 150 feet entirely under his own power. He landed safely. How did he do it?
#3 ~~Happy or Sad~~
Three women dressed in swinsuits were standing together. Two were sad and one was happy. But the sad women were both smiling and the happy one was crying. Why should that be so?
#4 ~~A Popular Book~~
When this book first came out it was read only by a handful of very rich people. Now almost everyone has a copy and reads it frequently. But you cannlt buy it in a bookstore or borrow it from a library. What is it?
#5 ~~The Unlucky Trip~~
A man hurried down an unlit road with a torch in his hand. He tripped and dopped the torch, which went out. No damage was done and no one was hurt, but the incident was reported in newspapers around the world. Why?
Answer: It was the Olymipic Torch Solved by: ktlady05
#6 ~~The Trains That Did Not Crash~~
A single train track runs through a tunnel which goes from east to west. One afternoon two trains run along the track at the same speed and enter the tunnel, one going east and the other going west. Neither stops or changes speed, yet they do not crash. Why not?
Answer: They went through the tunnel at different times in the afternoon
#7 ~~The Unlucky Bed~~
A certain bed in a certain hospital acquires the reputation of being unlucky. Whatever patient is assigned to this bed seems to die there on a Friday evening. A watch is kept by a camera and the reason is discovered. What is it?
Answer: Maid came and unpluged the machine to vacuum Solved by: snowfairy
#8 ~~Scuba Do~~
Why was a man driving down the street wearing a scuba face mask?
Answer: They were prescription googles, he broke his glasses Solved by: insomnia
#9 ~~Coins of the Realm~~
Why are 1988 pennies worth more than 1983 pennies?
#10 ~~The Cut Finger~~
A man is peeling potatoes when he cuts his finger. He immeditaly puts his hand into water and leaves it there for 30 seconds. However, when he pulls his hand out the cut has entirely disappeared. How can this have happened?
Alright see if you can answer one of these 10 riddles. Remember, tell me which one you are going to answer and you can only answer one! Once one is answered, I will go and cross out the riddle. Happy guessing!
During an examination, a medical student is handed a human femur (thigh bone). The examiner asks the student, "How many of these do you have?" The student replies, "Five." "Wrong says the examiner, "You have two femurs." But the student was right. How come?
Answer: The student was prenant, so two for her, two for the baby and one in her hand. Solved by: chemicalheart
#2 ~~What a Jump!~~
A man jumped 150 feet entirely under his own power. He landed safely. How did he do it?
#3 ~~Happy or Sad~~
Three women dressed in swinsuits were standing together. Two were sad and one was happy. But the sad women were both smiling and the happy one was crying. Why should that be so?
#4 ~~A Popular Book~~
When this book first came out it was read only by a handful of very rich people. Now almost everyone has a copy and reads it frequently. But you cannlt buy it in a bookstore or borrow it from a library. What is it?
A man hurried down an unlit road with a torch in his hand. He tripped and dopped the torch, which went out. No damage was done and no one was hurt, but the incident was reported in newspapers around the world. Why?
Answer: It was the Olymipic Torch Solved by: ktlady05
A single train track runs through a tunnel which goes from east to west. One afternoon two trains run along the track at the same speed and enter the tunnel, one going east and the other going west. Neither stops or changes speed, yet they do not crash. Why not?
Answer: They went through the tunnel at different times in the afternoon
A certain bed in a certain hospital acquires the reputation of being unlucky. Whatever patient is assigned to this bed seems to die there on a Friday evening. A watch is kept by a camera and the reason is discovered. What is it?
Answer: Maid came and unpluged the machine to vacuum Solved by: snowfairy
Why was a man driving down the street wearing a scuba face mask?
Answer: They were prescription googles, he broke his glasses Solved by: insomnia
#9 ~~Coins of the Realm~~
Why are 1988 pennies worth more than 1983 pennies?
#10 ~~The Cut Finger~~
A man is peeling potatoes when he cuts his finger. He immeditaly puts his hand into water and leaves it there for 30 seconds. However, when he pulls his hand out the cut has entirely disappeared. How can this have happened?
Alright see if you can answer one of these 10 riddles. Remember, tell me which one you are going to answer and you can only answer one! Once one is answered, I will go and cross out the riddle. Happy guessing!
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