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Erindale Party
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So my school (Erindale) had this huge party. Well, it wasn't a school party, someone was having their 18th birthday, and it was an 'open house' party...so, everyone from the school came. So...I will start from the beginning...
On Saturday, I had work from 8 to 5. So from that I came home and chilled for a while, til when we planned to meet up and Julia's house. So at 8pm we all met at Julia's house to get ready to go to the party. By 'all of us' I mean Julia, Cato, Sarah, Morgan, Heather, Amy, Matt and me. So, I got to Jules and Matt and I were just hanging out while the girls were 'clothes swapping.' So, when they finally found their outfits we left for the party. It was only about a 15 minute walk to the house. So, we got there at about 9pm. By time we had gotten there, there was already heaps of people there. This party wasn't at a park or anything...IT WAS AT SOMEONES HOUSE...so, just imagine your school at your house (and if you are a rich person with a big house then, blah). So it was packed. We got there and met up with some more friends. So right away we all started drinking. I had a Bourbon and Coke and so did everyone else. Then more and more people again, started showing up. So, time went by, and I started getting tipsy and idiotic. So, (from what I remember) I took Matt (me and him were the only guys in our group) inside, and we started socializing with randoms. But, again, it was a school party so everyone somewhat knew everyone. By this time I have already have had 2 'Woodstocks (bourbon&coke)' and a 'Red Bear (vokda&blueberrysoda)'. So, I was off by a little bit. Then, this guy came inside, with a homemade Beer Bong. I asked him (exact words, too) "Hey, mate! When ya gonna whip it out? *pointing to the beer bong*" He replied, "Right now." So, he grabbed a beer (VB) and put it in the bong, and I chugged it. It was good...but it was one of the main things that pushed me over the edge. So, by now I am way drunk. So, then it was about 10:30 (I think) and the cops showed up. But the thing was they weren't allowed to do anything. So, there were about 10 cops around at the party. Some of them were inside making sure no one did anything stupid, and the rest were outside making sure no one else came into the party and that no one was driving drunk. So they were just hanging around for about 20 minutes, then they started making everyone move outside. Then the moment that the police were most likely waiting for happened. A fight broke out. I don't remember who it was between. But the reason that they were probably waiting for it for, was that it was a reason that they could end the party. So, now they were pushing everyone out of the party. I was drunk, so I didn't really know what was going on. So, my friend Matt was like, "We better just go back to my place now, Jeff's off his face." They all agreed so then we were outside the party waiting for our ride to get to Matt's house. So, Matt, Jules, Heather and I waited for our ride to Matt's. Our friend Rob came and picked us up from his work. I had the hardest time getting in the a car (so I was told). They told me that I was trying to close the car door with my leg sticking out. By time we finally got off I was halfway passing out in the car. So, then we got to Matt's house. We came inside, and they threw me into bed. I was just gone! They were having a bit of a go at me, but it was all good. So, that was what I really remembered from that night. All in all it was a good night. I DIDN'T EVEN GET SICK!
So the next day they were telling me about all the stupid stuff I did...so I decided to make a list...
Stupid Stuff I Said and Did
"Matt, we need to get on the roof! It will make us cool!"
"I like maths, cuz I get to sit next to you two" *saying this to Jules and Heather*
"Matty P? Hey, I know you, my friend Amy likes you!" *saying this to this guy Matt that my friend Amy likes, then Amy hit me*
"Am I drunk enough for you to take advantge of me yet?"
"We need to make up an Erindale chant! *then I attempt to make one up* da da da ERINDALE! da da da ERINDALE!"
"Julia, we should go home, we have maths tomorrow" *it was Saturday night*
"Steve! What are you doing here? Your sick, and you have to play tennis tomorrow go home." *to my bro who showed up when I was a little off*
"The cops are here? We have to run from the pigs!"
"I am sober as a bird!"
"My leg is cramped." *I was trying to close the car door with my leg sticking out*
"Hello? I'm sober!" *me answering my mobile phone*
"HEY! Your the guy that owns that green car, I love that car, it is my favorite color!" *said this to this guy that has this really kick ass green car*
Yes...as you can see I was not on my best behavior that night...
Moral of the Story...
So my school (Erindale) had this huge party. Well, it wasn't a school party, someone was having their 18th birthday, and it was an 'open house' party...so, everyone from the school came. So...I will start from the beginning...
On Saturday, I had work from 8 to 5. So from that I came home and chilled for a while, til when we planned to meet up and Julia's house. So at 8pm we all met at Julia's house to get ready to go to the party. By 'all of us' I mean Julia, Cato, Sarah, Morgan, Heather, Amy, Matt and me. So, I got to Jules and Matt and I were just hanging out while the girls were 'clothes swapping.' So, when they finally found their outfits we left for the party. It was only about a 15 minute walk to the house. So, we got there at about 9pm. By time we had gotten there, there was already heaps of people there. This party wasn't at a park or anything...IT WAS AT SOMEONES HOUSE...so, just imagine your school at your house (and if you are a rich person with a big house then, blah). So it was packed. We got there and met up with some more friends. So right away we all started drinking. I had a Bourbon and Coke and so did everyone else. Then more and more people again, started showing up. So, time went by, and I started getting tipsy and idiotic. So, (from what I remember) I took Matt (me and him were the only guys in our group) inside, and we started socializing with randoms. But, again, it was a school party so everyone somewhat knew everyone. By this time I have already have had 2 'Woodstocks (bourbon&coke)' and a 'Red Bear (vokda&blueberrysoda)'. So, I was off by a little bit. Then, this guy came inside, with a homemade Beer Bong. I asked him (exact words, too) "Hey, mate! When ya gonna whip it out? *pointing to the beer bong*" He replied, "Right now." So, he grabbed a beer (VB) and put it in the bong, and I chugged it. It was good...but it was one of the main things that pushed me over the edge. So, by now I am way drunk. So, then it was about 10:30 (I think) and the cops showed up. But the thing was they weren't allowed to do anything. So, there were about 10 cops around at the party. Some of them were inside making sure no one did anything stupid, and the rest were outside making sure no one else came into the party and that no one was driving drunk. So they were just hanging around for about 20 minutes, then they started making everyone move outside. Then the moment that the police were most likely waiting for happened. A fight broke out. I don't remember who it was between. But the reason that they were probably waiting for it for, was that it was a reason that they could end the party. So, now they were pushing everyone out of the party. I was drunk, so I didn't really know what was going on. So, my friend Matt was like, "We better just go back to my place now, Jeff's off his face." They all agreed so then we were outside the party waiting for our ride to get to Matt's house. So, Matt, Jules, Heather and I waited for our ride to Matt's. Our friend Rob came and picked us up from his work. I had the hardest time getting in the a car (so I was told). They told me that I was trying to close the car door with my leg sticking out. By time we finally got off I was halfway passing out in the car. So, then we got to Matt's house. We came inside, and they threw me into bed. I was just gone! They were having a bit of a go at me, but it was all good. So, that was what I really remembered from that night. All in all it was a good night. I DIDN'T EVEN GET SICK!
So the next day they were telling me about all the stupid stuff I did...so I decided to make a list...Stupid Stuff I Said and Did
"Matt, we need to get on the roof! It will make us cool!"
"I like maths, cuz I get to sit next to you two" *saying this to Jules and Heather*
"Matty P? Hey, I know you, my friend Amy likes you!" *saying this to this guy Matt that my friend Amy likes, then Amy hit me*
"Am I drunk enough for you to take advantge of me yet?"
"We need to make up an Erindale chant! *then I attempt to make one up* da da da ERINDALE! da da da ERINDALE!"
"Julia, we should go home, we have maths tomorrow" *it was Saturday night*
"Steve! What are you doing here? Your sick, and you have to play tennis tomorrow go home." *to my bro who showed up when I was a little off*
"The cops are here? We have to run from the pigs!"
"I am sober as a bird!"
"My leg is cramped." *I was trying to close the car door with my leg sticking out*
"Hello? I'm sober!" *me answering my mobile phone*
"HEY! Your the guy that owns that green car, I love that car, it is my favorite color!" *said this to this guy that has this really kick ass green car*
Yes...as you can see I was not on my best behavior that night...
Moral of the Story...
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