I'm just....me...DEAL WITH IT! :P

Alright, so we know about all the shit that Eminem has gotten himself into in the past and present. It's not that I hate him, or his music, its just that he can be a dick/idiot at times. We all have to admit that he is talented. He has to be the only person, (I mean correct me if I'm wrong), the only person that has the same amount to people that love him, as they do hate him. Me personally, I go both ways with him. Some of his songs are good, but others are shit or annoying or just offencive. So, I am going to make fun of him! (My comments will be in italics, and the song it bold)
Alright, this song is from the 8 Mile soundtrack, the song is called Love Me
.....this is just Eminem's part...

"There's a cirtain mistique when I speak,
that you notice that its order unique, (yeah, it's unique because you sound like a robot trying to rap)
cause you know its me, my poetry's deep,(POETRY!?! Your rap is all about how your mom sucks, how you hate gay people and making fun of stars the are better that you!)
and i'm still matic the way I flow to this beat,
you cant sit still, its like tryin to smoke crack
and go to sleep,(We can't sit still to your beat because we are running away from the shitty music! And no one believes that you do crack, so don't try!)
i'm strap, just knowing any minute I could snap,(We are hopeing that you do snap, so that you will stop making records)
i'm the equivalent of what would happen if Bush rapped,(Your the equivalent if Bush rapped? What the fuck are you trying to prove?!? That didn't make any sense)
I bully these rappers so bad lyrically,
it aint even funny, I aint even hungry,
it aint even money, you cant pay me enough
for you to play me,(Actually it is funny, because you can't rap back without sounding like any idiot. Your not hungry? Thanx we'll log that way. Could we pay you enough to shut the hell up?)
it's cock-amamie,
you just aint zanie enough to rock with Shady,
my noodle is cock-adoodle, my clocks koo-koo,
I got screws loose, yeahhh, the whole kitten-kaboodel,(Ok, someone needs to get back on their medication! "Koo-koo"? What are you!, 5?)
there's no room and i'm numiro uno, assuming,
there's no humor in it, you know
i'm rollin with a bowling ball in my bag,
you need a fag to come and tear a new hole in my ass.."(Oh, that last part will definatly help you with all your law suits, smooth move! By the way, what has a gay person ever done to you, to make you rap bad against them?!?

My advice to Eminem...
Well, I guess that it is too late for you to change your style now. Just lay off the gay cracks and the cracks at celebs. I'm sorry if I have offended anyone. If you are a hardcore Shady fan, sorry. This is just my opinion. Tough Cookies!